A Glimpse of my Sex Toy Collection
I thought tonight would be a good opportunity to sort out my sex toys and restraints. The problem is, I have no idea where to fucking start, so instead I’m not going to start at all and I’m going to blog instead.
For some reason, probably to enhance the bragging rights, I feel like I need to stress that this isn’t the entirety of my sex toy collection. It’s a worthy impression of what’s hidden under my bed though.
I have more, plus a few of my favourite toys are out "on loan".
As you can probably tell, if you turn up at my flat you will instantly be tied up. Even if you all come at once.
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Posted on January 12, 2012, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.
Jesus funkin’ Christ, that’s a whole load of floggers! Seriously, I doff my cap at your collection. The only two I recognize is the Tenga masturbator and what might be a Mae B vibrator?
Anyway, very impressive. I hope to have one as elaborate as you some day.
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Good luck and Godspeed.
So, where do you live?
If you’re asking because you want to burgle me, I’m not telling you. But if you’re asking because you want to play, I live in Warlingham.
I’m no thief. And Warlingham? Wow. You are almost too close for comfort.
Yeah your collection is huge! And too pretty to be not used!
Is it bad that my first thought was, “dude, he’s a market trader; those are clearly his wares”? But that’s not totally far off, is it?
Jealous
Rightly so.
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