Facebook Squid Vagina

Occasionally you might hear me mention “a girl that I work with”, or some variation. It’s always the same girl and she used to blog and tweet but doesn’t any more which is a shame because she’s hysterical. Check this out.

I nipped out for half an hour today and when I returned, she had posted the following on my Facebook wall, providing innuendos about how the thawing colossal squid in a documentary she was watching was like her vagina. If she wasn’t happily involved with a bloke that’s better than me in every respect, I would court her. (After travelling back to the 17th century, in which the last recorded case of courting occurred.)

#love