Me In A Mankini – Sinful Sunday

This is not sexy. Not sinful. Just silly.

A long time ago, I promised to walk down Oxford street in a mankini when I passed 1000 followers on twitter. Well, I passed that threshold but haven’t found a cameraman willing to risk getting arrested just for the sake of a silly video of an embarrassed and half-naked me.

So instead, here’s a gif of me shaking my ass in a mankini. It’s not exceptionally sinful, but just sinful enough to qualify for Molly’s Sinful Sunday.

Shake it.

And here’s me wearing it.

That's right. Look deep into my armpit. (And not at the stray testicle just poking out a bit.)

This is what happens to guys when they are confined to their flat for a whole weekend after having their foot tattooed. I’m so fucking bored and lonely.



About John Yossarian

I'm John Yossarian. I rowed to Sweden to escape the insanity of war.

Posted on January 29, 2012, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 29 Comments.

  1. I really wish, for the sake of amusement and photography and mankini-sellers that more guys would be trapped in their flats for the weekend. Great photograph!

    And clearly you’re asking the wrong people on the Oxford Street thing… *ahem*

  2. Shane McGonigle

    That is truly…..well…..
    Oh fer Fucks sake its a bloke in a mankini, what the fucking fuck can anyone possibly add to that! Jesus wept.
    Impressive ass shaking by the way. Even if it is enhanced by technology.

  3. Awesome, I agree with Lady Grinning Soul, being bored can result in great things!
    Give me a camera and I’ll risk it!

  4. A fine figure of a man… kini x

  5. While I think they are unsexy in and of themselves, you definitely work that mankini and make it the sexiest mankini I’ve ever seen. ;)

  6. What an impressive man in a mankini – bring on the next foot tat!!!

    ~Mia~ xx

  7. That is quite some shaking. I think you would fit in perfectly at my zumba class although maybe not wearing the mankini. As for what has happened to you this weekend, all I can say is it is our gain as you really are a fine figure of a man and you made me giggle.

  8. Lovely ass! And you wear your mankini very well!

    - Jill

  9. Do you mind if I feature this picture in my top 3 pic of the week in this weeks Sinful Sunday round up?

    Mollyxxx

  10. I’d say that was pretty damn sinful!! love the gif and the view :)

    ~Kazi xxx

  11. I see you baby
    Shakin’ that ass
    Shakin’ that ass
    Shakin’ that ass…

    That was a damned fine ass-shaking, too!

    xx Dee

  12. You must have been incredibly bored off your tits.

    Great pic, great ass-shaking :D

    x

  13. Looks like you were very bored… nice ass *winks*
    Rebel

  14. Cheeky! I wonder if you could invest in a tripod to film yourself?
    xoxo, Sut

  15. OMG, the mankini… this is what I said to the lovely Molly as I voted for this as the best of Sinful Sunday 42;

    “I will never be able to undo that image from my mind… never…”

    Love your work x

    Catherine

    • Thank you so much! It was my first time I’d worn a mankini – and probably the last too. People seem to enjoy this photo though; it got passed around at work and I put it on facebook and was immediately contacted by several old flames as a result.

      x

  16. One week. I leave for one week and this is what I come back to. *gouges eyes out with a cake fork*

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