Me.

See that dude above? That's me. See all that stuff on the right? That's all the stuff I've written and photos I've taken. See all that stuff below? That's how you organise the stuff on the right, and how you contact me and shit like that. It's all pretty straightforward, to be honest.
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Shoutings from the cloud…
- Erect. 2 hours ago
- About to introduce @annieplayer to Ninja Baseball Batman on the SNES. If you've never played it, make it happen. 9 hours ago
- @dedi644 Thank you! 10 hours ago
- Stunning. RT: @Afterglow_Art2m New blog post: Dark #erotic #art by Morgan Wilson (Lux Nova Studio) afterglowart.com/dark-erotic-ar… 10 hours ago
- Am I a misogynist? Maybe. bit.ly/10EQxiu 11 hours ago
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John YossarianAgreed: I completely agree that sexualising violence is not normal. But giving consent is not inhere
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Harper EliotMay I unpackage this a little? First, let's separate gender politics and sexual agency. I know there
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John YossarianThanks for the thoughtful reply!
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dediI disagree strongly that consent is not a strong enough answer. I have never been raped, but threate
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jessplaying with a dill doll (or dildo) is HARDLY a waste of time! lol
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TinadyHello, John Yossarian I don't have 10 reasons why sex toys, but i just for myself, i know , if we do
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John YossarianThank you so much. Please go ahead and share it!
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JasnaThank you for putting this together. Fortunately, roughly 83% of women in America own a toy and I am
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I showed my animal-loving roommate this picture. She responded with, “Holy crap, I thought he’s in London? Why are there deer outside his flat?”
So we checked Google Maps and kept zooming out until both London and Surrey were on the screen. And then she forgot all about the deer and said, “That mad cow cycles that far every single day?” and left the room shaking her head in amazement.
You are so guilty of mind-fuckery.